clifford crap 

extremely large in size or amount

difficult to clean

"i've got a clifford crapload of work to do!"

clifford crap by Debbie's Sister, Monique March 9, 2008

rap is crap 

A very true phrase meaning just what it implies. ALL RAP IS COMPLETE GARBAGE, and that is pure fact. Stupid, talentless, immoral people (and I only mean ANYONE who writes rap or listens to it) include offensive, nasty elements in their music. Almost all rap is about sex, killing, raping, or ruh-spekt, and duh-howmeeez, and dah-getow, and duh-biches. RAP IS STUPID, ANNOYING, AND WRONG, and should never have existed, except, in one form. Hardcore rap used to be about Black pride and such, but since then, rap has just become mindless, stupid, SHIT, all about sex and rape and GaNgsTUhs.

All rappers can just go lie in a ditch and die, because rap is crap.

rap is crap by CheesemanDOOD October 5, 2007

Utter Crap

somthing or somone that is pointless, sensless, insolent or meaningless

"This dictionary is utter crap, full of chav words that stupid people think are cool"

Utter Crap by chav slayer December 17, 2005

trophy crap 

A crap left purposefully unflushed in a public restroom because of its profound grossness, extreme size or other redeeming qualities.

Yo Jake, check out that trophy crap in the bathroom - I swear, it's sticking 3 inches out of the water!

trophy crap by TTM January 17, 2006

Oh Crap

The sound one makes before exploding violently.

Person 1: Dude, you were supposed to cut the red wire, not the blue one.

Person 2: Oh crap.

Oh Crap by Everythingtatseslikepurple May 19, 2010

Vagina Crap 

The white brown thick cheese like substance that is found in dirty vaginas and in the lining of panties.

Hey, June I think you should change your panties before we go to the party remember you dont want TJ to see your vagina crap or smell it.

Vagina Crap by hootrat April 8, 2011

blap crap 

10 pounds of fart being held back by one ounce of crap. The crap comes out jet powered and often creates artwork on the side of the toilet. Named for the 'blap' sound it makes coming out.

It's also artificially created by forcing a crap. Taking a 10 minute crap in 2 minutes often creates a blap crap.

Be right back, gotta go take a blap crap.

blap crap by Fartasaurus Rex September 16, 2011