Red Christmas

The event of your wife or girlfriend being on their period for Christmas.

Steve: "You gonna get some holiday fanny this Christmas, Tom?"
Tom: "No, Steve. Not this year, buddy. It's going to be a Red Christmas."

by The Mumbling Manchildren April 21, 2018

Christmas Noob

A person who received a popular multiplayer video game for Christmas that been out for a while.

I'm telling you, the Christmas Noobs are out tonight on Call of Duty.

by DarkWolf2212 May 1, 2018

Christmas Butt

When one butt cheek is red and then the other is green.

Lance...I see you are sporting your Christmas Butt this holiday.

by Squeedely Teets June 17, 2020

Christmas In the Sand

Having sex with an overweight man with a white beard on the beach, who resembles Santa Claus

Becca had Christmas in the Sand with my fat uncle last week

by Whaddup boi?! November 28, 2017

Christmas stick

A dick that has been turned into into a candy cane with peppermint lube.

You've been good all year girl; time to take a lick of this Christmas stick.

by idrathernotpod November 28, 2017

jew christmas

You know regular Christmas right? This is 8 days of straight Christmas, but Jew flavored.

I can't wait to celebrate Jew Christmas. It's my favorite time of year!

by Holiday one March 8, 2017

Christmas Coma

when you eat so much food for Christmas dinner/lunch, that you need to lie down and pass out for the rest of the day.

I had so much food last Christmas that I got Christmas Coma at 2pm and didn't wake up until 4pm the next day.

by PoisonPurple May 11, 2016