christmas and chill

when you have sex on the couch while watching Christmas movies during christmas

want to christmas and chill

by jumpy ostrich December 08, 2016

pittsburgh christmas

When you violently shit and vomit at the same time.

Hey man, we missed you last weekend!
Yeah, sorry, I was having a Pittsburgh Christmas.

by 7SENUFF December 26, 2019

Christmas Almond

Name of an imaginary paint color that is tan in color, festive, but not too dark. Comes into play when the skin color of the person ( or victim ) is pivotal knowledge.

The shooting victim was darker than Christmas Almond, so race may become a factor in the investigation and subsequent adjudication.

by BelakayDub July 13, 2016

Christmas af

/'krismehs ahs fuhck/

Adj.

To be abnormally festive during the Christmas season.

Charlie sets up Christmas decorations on his roof.

Ralph: Why are you putting up lights? It's November 28th.

Charlie: Shut tf up, Ralph, I'm Christmas AF!!!

by Clarimond December 20, 2015

Christmas Mustache

The act of growing a creeper-stache in order to scare children around Christmas time. (also works to frighten in-laws).

"Mommy Mommy...thats not Santa! He's SCARY!"
"Thats just some creeper with a Christmas Mustache, sweety..."

by sterile_babe111 December 05, 2013

Red Christmas

The event of your wife or girlfriend being on their period for Christmas.

Steve: "You gonna get some holiday fanny this Christmas, Tom?"
Tom: "No, Steve. Not this year, buddy. It's going to be a Red Christmas."

by The Mumbling Manchildren December 22, 2017

Christmas Coma

when you eat so much food for Christmas dinner/lunch, that you need to lie down and pass out for the rest of the day.

I had so much food last Christmas that I got Christmas Coma at 2pm and didn't wake up until 4pm the next day.

by PoisonPurple May 11, 2016