Zach Wilson

(verb) to mess up spectacularly

Did you hear? Jimmy totally Zach Wilsonned on that test!

by RealTrey19 October 1, 2023

'Zach'ing

The act of seducing inappropriately young women without consequence An 18 year old male seducing a 13 year old or younger female.

"it's not my fault shes 12 and packin raisins"
"Dude, she's in middle-school and you just graduated high-school? Just 'Zach' it.
Hey man do you want to go 'Zach'ing at the elementary school?

by Mr Burgandy August 3, 2011

Zach'd Up

The act of getting "jacked up", only having it done to you by Zach Thomas, former Miami Dolphin and Pro Football Hall of Famer.

Hey, did you see that play on Monday Night Football?
I did! Man, did he get Zach'd up!

by KatieKinFla September 30, 2008

Zach White

That Chinese guy you know who always digs out of the trash for food even when he has money just so he doesn't have to spend it, and maintains a very strong finder's keeper's philosophy. He will also constantly mention his excessive number of achievements on xbox and discuss how they are society's last symbol of excellence.

Hey... why is your friend digging through the trash for food? Didn't his parents give him money for lunch? Yeah... but hes being an Zach White so he can buy the next cod game and the new xbox.

by It'sYaBoiDJD April 21, 2017

Zach Herron

Lil dicky, and he probably got a small pp

Zach Herron’s back is always fucked up! Wtf

by lol you thought you pp November 28, 2018

zach condon

sing/song writer of Beruit.

He who:
Lays waste to Beck and Kimya Dawson is one foul swoop.

Destroys every lullaby you were ever sung, effectively reversing your childhood from a lie.

Shits on jeff Buckley's grave
and too..
the oberst machine's muse is little more than a silverfish compared to a firefly when brought up against Zach.

Man, Zach Condon's last name is so close to condom he would never have to bring one around me.

by Aya Blatherskite August 7, 2008

Zach Attack * Glass

The best guy in the world. the most loving listening person. his touch makes you warm inside and when he walks up to you and looks at you your heart pounds like crazy. you love him so much. and when you hear his voice or see him you dream and plan your future with him. you want to spend the rest of your life with him. he is so amazing. you wish you could be as amazing to him and make him feel like you do. you love him so much and are gonna marry him. he is mines. and when i ment him i liked him and fell madly in love. he is true love <3 he is zach oh yea and hes tall skinny and so sexy and smart. whoo out of this world baby :)) all mines taken!!!!

Friend: hey you know Zach Attack * Glass

Me: yea the oone from art class

Friend: he likes you, he told me on myspace, he's sad that you might be moving.

Me: oh really how sweet i knew there was a reason he always messed with me, it was flirting. :)

by Tee<3333 September 6, 2010