ruby porter

this mf is so good at makeup it is unreal, the skill that goes into her eyeliner is just *chef kiss* .and her hair!!!!! god it is so fun and she should defo dye it pink <3
ruby porter should hang out with us more ;)
by itsnuts7 October 10, 2021
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ruby tarantino

Most likely a dumbass and best friends with nina
Is that a dumbass? Yeah it’s ruby tarantino
by Dogseatfood November 06, 2020
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ruby gallagher

A ranga:
Mila is her Favourite
by June 24, 2024
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Ruby Birthday

Ruby: OMG look its 5:13, Its my Ruby Birthday

Frank: Your birthday is on 5/13 I never new that

Ruby: You my boyfriend you should know this, I'm breaking up with you
by JohnPowell June 16, 2024
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Ruby Birthday

A Ruby Birthday is when you are the same age as the time you were born.
Birthday Boy“I was born at 2:21 PM and I’m 21 today, therefore its my Ruby Birthday”

Particularly annoyed person “Piss off nerd.”
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Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet November 01, 2021
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Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet November 01, 2021
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