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The Boston Ball Party

Sex act: The Boston Ball Party

Where one rebels against taxation by dressing up in an Indian costume, and then taking a shipment of your balldo(tm) and throwing it right into her haborussy.
I heard that if you get a balldo(tm) and do The Boston Ball Party with your wife, you won’t even last 15 seconds.

Gargantor the Baconator 

The name given to a woman at Wendy's who was literally wider than she was tall, that demanded that she recieve "10 pieces of bacon on her Baconator Burger and not those little half strips and that they had better not charge her for 20 pieces of bacon."
Guy 1: Did you just see that 5' tall 7' wide woman that wanted all that bacon?

Guy 2: Ya, that was Gargantor the Baconator.

Guy 1: Huh, I wonder if she is an inbred relative of Trogdor the Burninator?

clean the barrel 

it is when your push out the leftover semen out of your shaft after a fap shession
Last night I came so hard that I had to clean the barrel after
clean the barrel by hahasuka June 7, 2014

Holding the boom 

Holding the boom refers to someone who likes to watch the act of intercourse however never get involved. These people are betas and often have surreal forearm strength. They are typically cucks and would almost rather watch instead of chiming in. If you don’t know what a boom rod is then you’re probably the one holding it.
Richard: hey, did you see that guy watching them from the tree outside their window?
Owen: yea, he’s probably holding the boom.

Sold The Bread

When someone accidentally/intentionally does something wrong, resulting in a negative outcome.
"Bro! You got 40% on your test? You could have aced it, you sold the bread!"
Sold The Bread by snapbeasty May 10, 2021

Joshing the ball

When someone throws or kicks the ball horribly in a direction farther than the person that was originally supposed to catch the ball.
Joshua: -Throws the football in the wrong direction-

Logan: God dammit, stop joshing the ball.