Spread spoon

Spooning with a difference. A spread spoon is 1 leg straight and 1 bent, your partner would have 1 straight and the bent leg would be wedged between the cheeks of your ass.

I can't wait to get to bed and spread spoon with u. Other... Marking territory for the night with the spread spoon. I'll take ur eyes out bitch, this is my patch! :)

by Wutanglou June 22, 2015

spread fucked

When trading options, a wide spread between the bid and ask doesn't let you enter/exit a position at a decent price.

M was trading WYNN calls but lost $75 -- got spread fucked.

by momotrader May 6, 2018

spite fight

A war or feud that's fueled purely from hatred and egotism.

My ex-husband wouldn't end this spite fight between us. It seems he will stop at nothing to cause me misery. He is truly a bastard.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Spreading the Jam

When you finger a girl on her period

"Bro my girl made me spread her jam last night"
"Damn bro I love spreading the jam!"

by glassofliquid April 18, 2020

Spite fucking

Fucking your significant other because you know someone else is interested in them.

I engaged in a little spite fucking just to spite John, cos I know he's wants my old lady

by The Lone Wanderer's Bunker October 3, 2021

spitefulcrocheting

Spitefulcrocheting is a wonderful person! They welcome in everyone when they join stream and are a amazing streamer!

Spitefulcrocheting is live

by Rhy_The_Forest_Sys July 25, 2023

Shotgun Spread

If a man is urinating under normal circumstances the urine leaves in a straight line, which makes it very easy to aim. However it can happen, after rough nights, that this flow is not a perfect line but rather a shotgun spread, meaning the flow goes everywhere but the intended target area.

"Sorry it took me so long on the bathroom. I had to clean up after I enjoyed a shotgun spread."

by creiss October 10, 2009