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A solo wank is better than two shags
Do you fancy a shag my lovely? Erm to be honest ' I'm going home to sort myself out ... You know what they say ... One in the hand is worth two in the bush'
by Wutanglou October 20, 2015
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Spooning with a difference. A spread spoon is 1 leg straight and 1 bent, your partner would have 1 straight and the bent leg would be wedged between the cheeks of your ass.
I can't wait to get to bed and spread spoon with u. Other... Marking territory for the night with the spread spoon. I'll take ur eyes out bitch, this is my patch! :)
by Wutanglou June 16, 2015
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