That weird short kid in your 7th grade class that can't say his R's, molests all of the other boys, and has his own mafia. He has excessive knowledge of WWII, and 'hails hitler' instead of the pledge. He drives fear into the hearts of children, but gets away with it because he looks and sounds like an eight year old.
"Hey isn't Robert the kid who threatened to eat your family tree?"
"Yeah, he asked me if I wanted a swastika on my wrist."
"Yeah, he asked me if I wanted a swastika on my wrist."
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Get the Robert mug.A very small thing that claims he would beat anyone up when in reality he’s 5’2 and can’t go on rollercoasters. His cat has more power than him and people only like him because of R O G E R.
He is such a Robert
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Named after Robert Crumb, the author of Fritz the Cat, who killed off his own character after disapproval of how Ralph Bakshi handled the 1972 film of the same name.
Named after Robert Crumb, the author of Fritz the Cat, who killed off his own character after disapproval of how Ralph Bakshi handled the 1972 film of the same name.
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First off, how could he invent homework in 1905 when California passed an act in 1901(that was later removed) that banned homework for children under 15. Secondly, it also couldn't have been in 1095 because photography wasn't even invented till 1826. How do you explain that one black-and-white photo everyone keeps using of him?
First off, how could he invent homework in 1905 when California passed an act in 1901(that was later removed) that banned homework for children under 15. Secondly, it also couldn't have been in 1095 because photography wasn't even invented till 1826. How do you explain that one black-and-white photo everyone keeps using of him?
Random dude: I don't know who Roberto Nevilis is but Google says he invented homework so I hate him.
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