Spiritual Space Junk

When you are in a public place, and someone just starts talking to you about their life, their place, their spiritual well-being and their hopes for the future, often revealing very personal information.

I was at Fed Ex, minding my own business, and this woman started to talk to me about how she liked my hair. 20 minutes later, I had a full download of Spiritual Space Junk. I knew about her dead husband, her finances, her children, her car, her roommate, and her religious beliefs!

by Mamahipster November 2, 2011

Hunk your junk

To annoy someone. Just to get on someone's nerves. Like when someone cringy is texting you non-stop.

1: Don't text Jessica, she's gonna hunk your junk.
2: How bad can it be
1: Dude she wont stop texting you, she is so annoying.

by simune December 9, 2017

pussy junk

An off white, milky discharge often associated with various STDs that oozes from the vagina.

"last night sally dripped her pussy junk all over my upper lip and I had a reaction!"

by ergyu May 17, 2008

trash panda my junk

To grab and fondle ones junk like a raccoon trying to grab food.

I’m gunna go home and trash panda my junk while guardians of the galaxy.

by nckfrmn231 December 27, 2017

West Virginia Junk yard

When you dispose used condoms everywhere along with many other misc. items.....

After Kevin leaves...."Man this place looks like a west virginia junk yard"

by dizzle252525 April 28, 2011

jungle junk

an unkempt pubic region containing copious amounts of pubic hair

I was going to go down on that chick but when i pulled her drawers down she had jungle junk

by lowzilla415 December 21, 2009

unidentified paletted junk

As the name suggests, unidentified, and therefore classified as junk, stuff that arrives on a wooden pallet into the warehouse where you work

Yo, what is unidentified paletted junk?

by Sexydimma February 12, 2015