Cyber Paramour

A man or woman who engages in an illicit online affair with a married person. Cybersex may or may not be part of the exchange.
"He engaged a Cyber Paramour to take care of his hidden unmet needs while he was still married. They talked online several times a week."
by Mamahipster November 07, 2011
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Lifestipation

One's life is going nowhere for too long. It is stopped-up or festering from lack of action to release toxic energy, patterns, thinking, or "stuff."
She has lifestipation. She is stuck in her own crap thoughts, ideas, and behaviors. She can't let go and move on.
by Mamahipster January 23, 2018
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Spiritual Space Junk

When you are in a public place, and someone just starts talking to you about their life, their place, their spiritual well-being and their hopes for the future, often revealing very personal information.
I was at Fed Ex, minding my own business, and this woman started to talk to me about how she liked my hair. 20 minutes later, I had a full download of Spiritual Space Junk. I knew about her dead husband, her finances, her children, her car, her roommate, and her religious beliefs!
by Mamahipster November 02, 2011
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Visual Handshake

The first impression when you meet someone new - what you are wearing, your expression, your demeanor.
He is a really nice guy, but his Visual Handshake was awful. Bad clothes, bad hair, bad attitude.
by Mamahipster November 03, 2011
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B-Free Zone

The time and/or space, a female declares after a relationship has ended.

It means: No Boys. No Booze. No Bullshit.
My friend had a bad relationship break-up. She declared 3 months of a "B-Free Zone."
by Mamahipster October 20, 2011
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Demographically Damned

When two people love each other, but cannot make the relationship work, because their upbringing and backgrounds are too diverse, and they don't have enough experience in common to bond completely.
"Harry and Sheila were perfect for each other except they were Demographically Damned. He could never come up to her level."
by Mamahipster November 07, 2011
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Start-up Junkie

A person obsessed with starting new businesses- always coming up with ideas and ways to develop new things...
"Alyssa was a total Start-up Junkie. She LOVED coming up with the ideas and putting the plan and people together."
by Mamahipster April 16, 2012
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