Definitions by Mamahipster
Emo-nado
"She sat there with a blank stare on her face, but you could tell she was experiencing an emo-nado from the unexpected news she had just received."
Emo-nado by Mamahipster December 27, 2018
Lifestipation
One's life is going nowhere for too long. It is stopped-up or festering from lack of action to release toxic energy, patterns, thinking, or "stuff."
She has lifestipation. She is stuck in her own crap thoughts, ideas, and behaviors. She can't let go and move on.
Lifestipation by Mamahipster January 23, 2018
Start-up Junkie
A person obsessed with starting new businesses- always coming up with ideas and ways to develop new things...
"Alyssa was a total Start-up Junkie. She LOVED coming up with the ideas and putting the plan and people together."
Start-up Junkie by Mamahipster April 16, 2012
Parking Lot Pouncer
A man, who during a meeting or date, does not gives signs of sexual interest. When he walks you to your car, he pounces with unexpected physical contact.
We had a very pleasant lunch meeting. After, the Parking Lot Pouncer walked me to my car, and then all of a sudden started with the grabbing and kissing.
Parking Lot Pouncer by Mamahipster April 16, 2012
Human Spam
A person who is incredibly annoying and worthless in a situation. Someone who cannot add meaning, quality or substance to a solution.
"That guy from the computer store was total Human Spam. He couldn't even explain what he was talking about. His presence at the meeting was a waste."
Human Spam by Mamahipster April 16, 2012
Rumor Plume
When a person has had notoriety or fame with a negative connotation, and new people can have pre-formed opinions about that person's integrity or behavior.
Her husband is a white collar felon. She has a Rumor Plume following her to the next chapter of her life.
Rumor Plume by Mamahipster December 26, 2011
Mortgage Mule
A man or woman who engages in paying the mortgage too long in a bad marriage or living arrangement, and then feels taken advantage of at the end of the relationship.
Harry felt like a Mortgage Mule. He took care of his wife and family for years, then found out his wife cheated, and was just using him to pay the mortgage, so she had security and a place to sleep.
Mortgage Mule by Mamahipster December 26, 2011