Jeff Gordon

#24 in the Nextel Cup, has won a few championships, but is still a flaming cocky ass faggot, and maybe if he wasn't so busy blowing his teammates he wouldn't have lost his wife and girlfriend that he had.

You'd have to be an ass pirate to like Jeffy Gordon

by Bud 8 March 16, 2005

Jeff

A particularly stinky gaseous emission, deadly if inhaled for my the a second or two.

Did someone fart?. OMG, it's a JEFF!

by Not your wife December 14, 2010

Jeff

A term used to describe a complete loser. A "Jeff" could be someone who wears cheap or tacky clothes, someone who is socially awkward, a loner, or just a complete asshole. Jeff can also be interpreted as a more specific version of krog.

hey check out that jeff over there with the roller-backpack and Obama t-shirt

by jfizzle4 October 25, 2010

Jeffed

TO receive an exuberant amount of pinks in Evony that result in you being inundated with a screen full of pink text containing mainly sexts and Jeff talking dirty to women.

I told Jeff that he didn't have the ability to sext me properly. Next thing I know I was Jeffed right out of AC!

by Slapdick69 April 26, 2011

Jefferson Eye-Patch

When you kill a girl, take out here eye-ball, poop in her eye socket, and then fuck her eye socket.

"Dude I just accidentally killed this chick, what should I do?"
"Let's Jefferson Eye-Patch her and then bury her."

by natetieck-is-gay November 17, 2009

My Name Jeff

A meme thats used in such a way in which its not even funny anymore, never was, but is used in an ironic fashion that you feel really bad for laughing at such a meme

Guy 1: hey dude, My Name Jeff
Guy 2: hahah, oh fuck dude, great now i gotta go kill you and myself
Guy 3: My Name Jeff?

by Name Jeff is my name November 13, 2017

Jeff Hardy

That damn Spot Monkey in the WWE

Jeff Hardy is nothing but a damn spot monkey
Take his high flying away from him and he would have jack shit. Not half the technical wrestler as his brother, Matt.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 30, 2007