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gaper delay

The resulting delay when drivers slow down to view an accident that occurred on the opposite side of the road.
There's a 3 mile back up on Route 29 Westbound due to an accident, and a 1 mile gaper delay in the Eastbound direction.
by Juicifer Jones January 22, 2008
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gappy

(adj.)
1. Of having front teeth that are separated by a prominent or conspicuous gap, space or aperture.
2. A pejorative term used to describe any person whose front teeth are separated by such a gap.
"So what'd you think of Johnno's new girlfriend?"
"She's cute, though a bit gappy for my liking."

"What's this movie you're watching?"
"Not sure, just switched over; this gappy french bitch just killed that dude, and now she's trying to work out what to do with the body."
by NerdPerfect February 8, 2008
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Gapped Up

Drilling her ass good and leaving her gapping and twitching. A sight to behold.
Go take a peek at Rachel. She's still on the bed all gapped up.

Impressive braaaahhhh!!!
by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017
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road gaper

a beginner cyclist, either road (especially master's 35+, category 4) or fixie/single speed, distinguished by disregard for rules, laws, codes, safety, common sense, and courteous behavior and an absence of physical fitness.

characteristics specific to master's 35+ racers include rigs equipped with power meters and costing up to $11K and righteously indignant verbosity. characteristics specific to fixie/single speed riders include excessive and inappropriate pride in the willful ugliness of their machines.

primary motivations for acquiring a bicycle are friends or rivals who ride, doctor's orders to lose weight or succumb to chronic illness, feelings of disconnectedness and alienation, and of not being cool enough.
a 35+ road gaper was stopped facing westbound in the eastbound bike lane. he had to wait for southbound traffic to pass in order to cross. i was driving south and executed a right turn in front of him. he started screaming desperately for me to stop stop stop!!! oh dear, how unpleasant.

at 1030 pm was driving eastbound on madison at about 23 mph, 2 mph below the speed limit. i passed a fixie gaper doing about 12 mph with no headlight or tail light. he started screaming and cursing as i went by.
by Keen Observer in Boulder April 25, 2011
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fish gape

the combination of squinching, head tilting, and pursed lips. It is derived from duck lips and typically used by the basic bitches of the world. Can often be misconstrued as a female with a sinus infection, unable to breathe through her nose and smile properly in a photograph.
Hey man, check out Sheilah's fish gape!
by SaraSkeeter December 1, 2015
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Gaper

An older male who enjoys making gaping holes in younger victims, especially underaged ones.
Diego enjoys having intercourse with younger females and males while leaving their parts way to stretchy.

Have you heard Diego is a Gaper?
by jimskoolaid May 25, 2020
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Racism of the gaps

The claim that all currently unexplained disparities between two given groups or individuals, must be caused by racism.

Inspired by the God of the gaps argument.
Titania McGrath: French-Americans average salary is lower than that of Russian-Americans. I don’t know why, so it must be because of racism.

James Lindsay: That is the «Racism of the gaps» argument.
by Bill deGrasse Nyeson June 19, 2020
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