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Pucker Factor Zulu 

The highest rating achievable for sphincter puckering during a high stress situation. The puckering may be so tight as to cause sphincter fluttering. Anything above Zulu is the complete loss of sphincter control. A Pucker Factor Zulu (PFZ) situation is commonly found in Near Death Experiences (NDE), although a NDE is not required. Items nearby, such as under garments, pants, seats, sofa cusions, etc., are often damaged during a full blown PFZ event, as the sphincter clamps down like a pitbull on a tire swing.
Dude! That near head on collision reached Pucker Factor Zulu. It was 5 minutes before my butt let go of the seat!
Pucker Factor Zulu by KSparx September 17, 2024

deal factor

Generally used in the negative to refer to someone who lacks deal factor. It is the quality where people can deal with changes in plan, changes in circumstances, without going above threshold or overreacting.
John? He’s got like no deal factor. We changed the time for brunch by 15 minutes and he freaked out.
deal factor by Blider March 19, 2025

4th factor 

4. Effect of the Use on the Market: This factor considers whether the use harms the market for the original work or any potential markets for it. If the use directly competes with the original work or could potentially harm its future sales, it's less likely to be fair use, according to the University of Washington.
Hym "As far as the 4th factor: Does this harm the market for the original works I used? No. Everyone who's work I've used has been or had elevated politically or economically. The net worth of Urban Dictionary increased by 800%. Jordan Peterson has ascended to golden prophet of the right wing and gain millions of followers. Does this harm the market for my original work? Yes. It launders off all my best ideas without giving me credit and the AI companies does directly compete with me by using my revelations about AI to steal credit from me. Do I compete with Jordan Peterson? No. Because this isn't self help. It's self-immolation. An op-ed and autobiographical hypertext where I muse on various propositions permeating the zeitgeist write skits and dialoue. Social, cultural, and political analysis. And ANTI-HARASSMENT THAT MIRRORS THE DELUSIONS OF REFERENCE COMMONLY ASSOCIATED WITH SCHIZOPHRENIA ACTIVISM THROUGH PERFORMANCE ART. I also insult and threaten people but only to draw attention and provoke action in regard to the continued surveillance, harassment, and theft I've been subjected to over the 10-15 years and have said on several occasions not to do anything I haven't actually done."
4th factor by Hym Iam April 11, 2025

4 factor criteria 

Mine meets it, yours does not. Fuck these sub-human YouTubers.
Hym "Mine does meet the 4 factor criteria. Yours does not. Make them come clean or shut down the site. These fucking garbage need to get a job."
4 factor criteria by Hym Iam August 28, 2025

Zuck factor

The friction coefficient of one's asshole
Hey Jeff, what's the zuck factor today?
Zuck factor by Nv Willy bob November 17, 2025

Wow Factor

A woman from Kazakhstan named living in SE Asia... flawless top to bottom, inside and out... literally makes you say wow each time you see her regardless of outfit
Had a drink with her again yesterday and she is the embodiment of wow factor
Wow Factor by CamboJoff March 16, 2026