Catch Deez Hans

A verbal threat or usually used in a threatening manner to allow others the opportunity to receive or run from catching yo Hans.
Literally meaning to get beat up, usually with a flurry of heavy handed fists to the face repeatedly.
Usually used by a black person or white person trying to be black, or culturally confused skinny Asian with a bandanna on.

Example:
Yo man, be quiet before you catch deez hans!

Don’t be spittin’ at Trisha or you be about to catch deez hans son!

by Sonnyboi May 18, 2024

Deezed

A person who is absolutely huge, or in other words very muscular.

Person 1: Have you seen Adam recently?
Person 2: I saw some pics on Insta, he’s fucking deezed.

by ick.rastley May 6, 2022

Deezed

Used to describe another person as muscular.

Your boyfriend is so deezed that it makes my panties drop

by Deezedbyb September 8, 2022

Deez

If someone says deez, don't answer back

Deez NUTS

by Klojhgfcvbn March 22, 2022

deez nutz

deez nutz

deez nutz in yo moutj

by deez nutz and deez nutz February 4, 2022

Deez Nutz

Deez Nutz is a common joke circled around tiktok in 2021, here is an example.

Hot guy: Hey, do you know how Candice is?
Cool girl: No who is that
Hot guy: CANDEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUF???!!! 🤣🤣🤣⁉️

by sexypigeonseattoast June 3, 2021

deez nuts

Typically used as a shitty comeback for when someone is losing an argument, it can also be countered with 'well i smashed your mom!' very typical 2010s slang.

tim:john you dont even know how much ive been in your girls dms, she sent me her nudes

john:well deez nuts have been in your girls dms

tim:but my girl is your girl, does that mean youre in her dms?

john:i smashed your mom

by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022