Carpe Key 'Em

Seize the Keys. A Hurricane Thursday event at the University of Tulsa where students drive golf carts on The U with drunk goggles on, to teach about drunk driving.

I'm going to Carpe Key 'em that kid over there, he's drank too much.

by TUgirl18 November 7, 2010

carpentry ninja

A carpentry ninja is one who approaches carpentry challenges with skill, determination, and problem solving. This is usually reflected in their speed, confidence, exceptional agility, and success at pretty much everything.

This bathroom remodel was definitely the work of a carpentry ninja...look at the clean cuts and consistency over here...

by carpentryninja1 November 27, 2011

Carpet Dog

The act of tripping when walking down a carpeted area. It is the invisible dog you trip over.

I was chatting with a friend and all of the sudden I trip in mid-air and yell Carpet Dog.

by barky999 December 10, 2011

carpentryhero

The most giving person you'll ever know, would repair your cabinets, deck, baseboards, doors, for an excuse to visit or beer and pizza

My dad is my CarpentryHero because he built shelving in the garage, we reminisced over my childhood as we loaded the shelves over a beer, I have my garage back :)

by WoodGod June 5, 2014

carpet gremlins

Another name for pubic lice.

Back in my days in the Navy, we would pass carpet gremlins a bowl of gravy at thanksgiving dinner.

by Mrtrgovich June 15, 2014

carpetccino

When you spill coffee on the floor.

"I just went to Starbucks but made a giant carpetccino when I dropped my latte!!"

by Eaten Soler July 15, 2016

carpet nasher

One who has committed the act of carpet nashing, i.e someone who enjoys oral sex with a female.

She didn't know if he was a carpet nasher, but came to realize he enjoyed it. Represented by the 😖 Emoji (yucky carpet nasher) or the 😛 happy, "my girlfriend just showered" carpet nasher

by ChaChiRei August 24, 2016