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carpet gremlinsfood
Another name for pubic lice.
Back in my days in the Navy, we would pass carpet gremlins a bowl of gravy at thanksgiving dinner.
#pubic lice#crabs#std#sexual transmitted disease#crab
by Mrtrgovich June 14, 2014
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