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Get the liquid children mug.1. "She was giving me this great handjob.... and i spilt my children right there on the couch."
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2. "I cant believe I spilt my children so quickly. It was quite embarrassing."
by Godless A.F. May 5, 2004
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by chris January 4, 2005
Get the childrens hospital mug.A derogatory yet sometimes comical way of referring someone of African Descent. Used when referencing a particularlly wild or savage act.
I was in line for my groceries and that fucking spear chucking jungle child was taking his sweet time.
by XCali May 1, 2012
Get the Spear Chucking Jungle Child mug.A melodramatic expression that is used by oversensitive millennials who become unduly upset when certain media properties that they enjoyed as children are co-opted in ways that they do not personally approve of, and who would tastelessly and obtusely draw upon associations with child rape in order to scorn and rebuke -- as something akin to sex offenders -- those who would co-opt their beloved media properties for financial gain.
The sentiment that is associated with the expression is, itself, the result of having spent one's childhood being molly-coddled by child-worshiping adults, and thus having become abused of the ridiculous notion that since one was regarded as sacred when he or she was a child, anything that one associates with his or her childhood is therefore also sacred.
The sentiment that is associated with the expression is, itself, the result of having spent one's childhood being molly-coddled by child-worshiping adults, and thus having become abused of the ridiculous notion that since one was regarded as sacred when he or she was a child, anything that one associates with his or her childhood is therefore also sacred.
"The prequels sucked. George Lucas raped my childhood!"
"The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie sucked. Michael Bay raped my childhood!"
"Why'd they do The Smurfs movie in 3D animation? Friggin'...(looks at DVD case)...Raja Gosnell raped my childhood!"
"Betty Crocker stopped making Shark Bites fruit snacks. Betty Crocker raped my childhood!"
"I heard on the news that Capri Sun is susceptible to mold. It's like that random news anchor guy raped my childhood! That's so awkward!"
"The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie sucked. Michael Bay raped my childhood!"
"Why'd they do The Smurfs movie in 3D animation? Friggin'...(looks at DVD case)...Raja Gosnell raped my childhood!"
"Betty Crocker stopped making Shark Bites fruit snacks. Betty Crocker raped my childhood!"
"I heard on the news that Capri Sun is susceptible to mold. It's like that random news anchor guy raped my childhood! That's so awkward!"
by DeaconPeabodyBeDamned October 28, 2015
Get the Raped My Childhood mug.A man child is a male who is over the age of 25, who still lives as though he is a juvenile. Many man-children are not gainfully employed, and survive off of the financial support of their enabling parents. Heavy video-game addiction to fantasy games such as World of Warcraft are key to the man-child.
"You'll never believe it, but that 30-year old uber-gamer man child who lives door to me finally got a job!"
by MarcusI January 7, 2008
Get the man child mug."oh my god i swear if that child in front of me does not stop rocking in their movie seat i will roast them on a spit and serve them to the damned"
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