clang

When someone tries to be funny, but they fail, clang is said.

Failure: Your mum's so fat that she takes up two facebook profiles

Person: CLANG!

by humbugtheman October 12, 2009

Tom Clancy's Penis

Tom Clancy's male organ that he has doubtlessly outfitted with infered crosshairs, and night vision goggles.

Conversation between two hookers:

"I had to give Tom Clancy's Penis a blow yesterday."

"How was it?"

"Fucking difficult! He's so obsessed with gun add-ons that I thought his cock would blow my head off!"

by I swear to drunk, I'm not God! October 25, 2006

CLANG CLANG CLANG

A joke name for porn involving one or more mechanical robots; mostly Transformers or Gundams. It derived from an Optimus/Megatron comic that, during the sex scene, made the sound effects "CLANG CLANG CLANG" and has been an internet meme on /m/ ever since.

/m/an #1: Can I have your CLANG CLANG CLANG folder? Especially the stuff with Dolores and Guncannon-tan."

by Ryoga-chan April 12, 2009

clancing

the act of dancing while cleaning, usually to loud, upbeat music.

Yeah, I've been clancing all morning.

by renegadespork July 7, 2010

Clank

when a girl or boy is being a hoe or talking to multiple people.

man brodie drop that hoe she a clank ong.
its a clank world

by ghettobraattt November 6, 2020

Clangon

The only religion, This religion is ruled by the almighty Clanga of Cobar. If you dont follow this religion you go to clangon hell , if you do and u sacrifice homo's to clanga each year you will go to Clangon Heaven.

Women can't go to Clangon heaven unless they cook and clean for their husbands and give Clanga the correct amount of pleasure (This is not sexism). Clanga also has unlimited power in his dong, his source of power is his massive dong.

Author:
Clanga's right hand man ;)

Person 1: Are you part of the Clangon religion?
Person 2: NO
Person 1: You have been SMITED You will now die and go to clangon hell where you are always on fire and your mum is your girlfriend (unless you are from Alabama then you are gay! )

by Clangon Forever November 23, 2020

Jang-Clang

An old, beat-up automobile.

I need to get rid of my Jang-Clang and buy me a Shimy-Thang.

by Dan Schmitt February 26, 2008