moosehorn blind hammer

when a man is drivin a jeep and a girl is ridin his shaft and he drives into a pole!

last night i gave my girl a (moosehorn blind hammer), she needed surgery after that

moosehorn blind hammer by poldfghhh February 10, 2010

Kettle-Blind 

A form of denial about oneself that allows someone to be extremely hypocritical. It refers to the old saying about the pot calling the kettle "black"

I can't believe Roseanne Barr called me fat. She is kettle-blind.

Kettle-Blind by MonkeyWings August 6, 2010

coffee-blind 

a word used to describe the experience of sensory blindness associated with the moments between waking and having the first cup of java

"I was coffee-blind as I walked to the kitchen, tripping over my cat and stumbling toward the coffee cups, crashing into the wall and hoping for a Starbucks ambulance to arrive with a coffee IV."

coffee-blind by Word Ganesha October 25, 2011

whisky-blind

So drunk (having only drunk whisky) that one is temporarily blind.

"I was whisky-blind last night, staggering home at five."

whisky-blind by Schopenhauer-Lowell November 5, 2013

budda blind 

Temporary "blindness" due to being extremely stoned. The "Blindness" is only cured by looking elsewhere then returning to find said object where you first looked, in plain sight.

I'm so budda blind that I looked all day and it was right here.

budda blind by satanburns March 13, 2015

Word Blind 

A reduced ability to distinguish between certain words. More men than women are affected.
Color blindness usually involves the inability to distinguish between simple words such as "why" or "hi".

Latoya: girl Marcos read my text and ignored it
Shylla: what you sent him?
Latoya: "hi"
Shylla: girl he must be word blind

Word Blind by chalhoubmark August 9, 2016

meme blind

Brando

"That brando is meme blind"
"Brando thinks "poop" is funny"

meme blind by Joe_mcd September 28, 2017