about as useful as a fart in a spacecraft

Super useless, garbage.

What he said was about as useful as a fart in a spacecraft.

by André Bretas May 9, 2005

the used

the used is one of the best bands ever. Coming from none other than Orem, Utah. With Quinn Allman playing incredible riffs with his electric guitar, Brandon smashing his drums, Jeph picking his bass, and Bert McCrakcen screaming emocore or sometimes singing so sweetly its almost peaceful.
They aren't known very well but everyone should check them out.

The Used have rediscovered real music.

by tina lard August 16, 2006

usefuling

The process of making something useful, to make good use of and object,place, or person.

p. (YOU-ss-full-ing)

(playing Halo 3)
- Dude, wat are you doing?
- Oh, just playing Forge. I'm usefuling my edited map.

by laxluke January 11, 2008

User Interface Problem

A polite term used by IT professionals to denote when a problem exists due to user error. Also often referred to as a U.I.P.

"The client was likely locked out of their system due to a User Interface Problem".

by Nife 3033 January 17, 2009

User Valve

A phrase used to describe the person that is responsible for doing something incorrect. As in the user of the device or object that is not functioning or working correct do to user error.

Store Clerk: I can't get the register to process your refund.
Customer: Must be the "User Valve!"

by SuperMikeD February 4, 2010

Useless Help

n: Useless help is when you have a problem (usually computor/xbox/ps3/etc based) and you find a forum, download, or manual telling you how to fix it. Then, the dowload, forum, or manual fails to fix your problem.

FORUM:

You- Well, I already tried (x) but it didn't work.

noob- Well, try (x)
You- UGH I DID THAT noob!

DOWNLOAD:
Hmm this software looks useful.
(After an hour..)
Crap, I already had that!

MANUAL:
You- It says (x)... Well, I did that, so how about advanced help?
(After 5 minutes to find that shit...)
Damnit, it says the same thing!
{In all cases, you have been given Useless Help}

by LordAflak September 9, 2010

useless fuckface urbandictionary editors

the useless fuckface urbandictionary editors who wouldn't know a proper urban colloquialism if it bit their nose off, shit on their face, and paid them a thousand dollars.

you realize that the useless fuckface urbandictionary editors won't approve your word because millions of people in your region use that phrase? You should threaten them or pay them first.

by chaqwud April 25, 2013