Wife basher

1. An Australian slang referring to singlet generally worn by labourers who expected their wives to keep to a certain standard, and made sure they did, hence the name

2. A person who uses physical violence to beat their wife into submission, generally referring to males as the dominant, but is possible for a female due to same-sex marriage legislation

1. "Oi mate, check out me new wife basher; a beauty, ain't it?"

2. "Don't go near him, he's a wife basher."

by Erwachte Australier May 8, 2018

2018 Wife

Someone who dedicates one's time and resources to the financial success of a dedicated other, by handling any and all domestic duties in full, such as cleaning, decorating, handling the process of paying bills, any family obligations such as sending birthday cards. Also does light business administration duties as well such as bookkeeping, expense reports, filing and other paperwork.

I am an executive level single mom. I need a 2018 Wife so bad I will turn lesbo if I have to.

by Smjbab July 20, 2018

bitch wife

someone whose wife is kind of bossy and in charge; not to be confused with wife who is a bitch.

dang your wife won’t let you leave the house must be a bitch wife

by randomguywithsomebeer May 30, 2021

Wife Check

The act of a man checking with his significant other (male or female) before making plans with his friends. Said man can usually be identified by being so much of a vagina that his nose resembles a clitorus with a pee hole, and his breath smells like Monistat 7.

I'm not sure if I can go to the game, I have to do a Wife Check.

by DrakeFan313 July 29, 2014

my wife

a non-existent hottie who had my kids.

person1: hey me and my wife fucked last night
person2: you don't have a wife
person1: I know...

by The Clown Man May 30, 2021

Travel Wife

A person who takes very little time to get ready for the day and would be an ideal travel companion for a businessman or politician. It is not uncommon for this person to wake up less than 5 minutes before they leave the house. The difference between a travel wife and a nasty slob is a travel wife always looks very put together and no one would know they get ready in 45 seconds. Travel wives come in many different flavors the most popular being persian.

Husband: "So I got up to use the restroom on the plane and in the amount of time it took me to get back my wife had already done her hair and make up."
Friend :"Wow Yasi is the perfect travel wife"

by lampgluepencil May 21, 2011

coffee wife

the person who serves you coffee everyday from your local coffee shop

My coffee wife was off today and nobody else knows just how to make my latte.

by hannatho November 16, 2013