Coffee Table

A device not only good for holding your coffee and donuts, but is also great for having sex on

Clear breakfast off the coffee table, it's time for an orgy!

by Epic Failure June 26, 2008

End Table Ass

an ass that you can eat a 4 course meal off of

chelseas has an end table ass. i was like NOM NOM NOM

by jeffreymotherfuckingtakeover May 6, 2008

under the table

equivalent of lowkey

this is ttly under the table news but jesse and tammy are going outtt.:

by deanaEATSCAKE!lawl July 3, 2009

glass table girls

party girls. girls that aren't averse to snorting cocaine

song by the weeknd

I wanna party with some glass table girls tonight

by harrietandrose February 4, 2015

end table

A great sinister trick to pull on that special someone. First, position her on all fours in the middle of a large room or any other open area in her house. Proceed to bang away for a little bit so she doesn't get wise to your game. Then, when the time is right, you carefully reach back and grab that perfectly hidden can of open paint you stashed beforehand. Place it directly on the center of her back and pull out. Finish her off by jerking one off in her eye and sit back and watch her squirm as she tries to figure out how the hell to get up with out spilling the can of paint. Put on your clothes and proudly go home knowing you may have failed shop class in high school, but tonight you made the perfect end table.

The above is the example

by MC Menses December 2, 2004

on the table

a position of visibility or legitimacy

when your married booty partner intrduces you to the spouse as a "friend", s/he has put you on the table.

by moesha1 August 10, 2006

Flip a table

1 - When overcome with anger or frustration you stand up and all the people at your table stand up together. You feel the impending sense that your friends will have your back at whatever is going down. Your rage boils over, you verbally assault the offender, and with no further options-you flip the table in front of you.

2 - In the absence of an actual table, the phrase can be used metaphorically.

1 - ....are you mackin' on my girl?!?! *everyone stands up* 'Foo you better get back.....*flip a table*

2 - This is well vodka....who does this bartender thinks he is? I'm bouts to flip a table!

by LeeRemick December 6, 2011