TFM

Too F**king Much; the severe feeling of disbelief one encounters when someone, or something, does something unthinkable

*on Instagram*

Girl #1: "Just found out I got another STD! :("
Guy #1: TFM.

Guy #2: Is our professor really giving us a 6-page essay to do in one night?
Guy #3: Damn, this is TFM.

by TheGiggityMan April 12, 2014

TFU

Two Floors Up.

Club in Melbourne!

Oi bro, are we going to TFU tonight?

by bumheadds December 8, 2009

tffw

a shorter way of saying
To Funny For Words

In study hall something happened that was tffw.

by Tchalla October 5, 2006

TFTF

(abbrev.) Too Funny To Fix - When an outcome, by way of humorous error, becomes more valuable than the intended outcome. Typically applied to contextually-inappropriate automatic corrections.

John: "I need to pick up some thongs for the church raffle."

Janet: ?? lol
John:*things :p
Janet: tftf

by itstillhaswordsinit February 28, 2014

tfsu

STFU Yoda Style, meaning "The Fuck Shut Up."

Luke: OK, I will give it a try.
Yoda: No. Try not. Do... or do not. There's no try... and TFSU!

by Gizmodo August 29, 2007

tfc

Acronym for 'thanks for coming'.

Used sarcastically when someone/something has made little benefit to a situation or is just generally pointless, ie 'your input was useless but thanks for coming anyway'.

Can be used as a retort to an insult.

Girl's facebook status: Ne1 kno where we meetin 2moro?
Tiff comments: learn to spell.
Jane comments: meeting at spoons at 8.
Girl comments: Thx Jane. Tiff, tfc.

Junior school kids..tfc.

by ricksy July 14, 2010

TFH

to be too fucking high

"you wanna go to that party?"
"i cant, i'm TFH"

by treelover06 July 6, 2009