Imagine a Dirty, DIRTY little British boy. His teeth are rotting from the crumpets and the tea. He sailed across the smelly smelly sea, eventually arriving at University. He stank up the books. He stank up the pavement. He even stank up the LC basement. He stunk so bad he scared the skunk. He stunk so bad he stank himself drunk. So drunk off his stink you think he might shower. Without suds and soaps, for days on end, Stephen eventually went sour. He scared off the ladies. He scared off the hoes. He even scared off the rancid gym bros. Stephen asked to play chess. expecting a yes, his stench sent James off in a scurry.
Daughter: Daddy, I want a Dirty Stephen for Christmas
Daddy: No, you don't sweetie. He's a stinky little boy.
Daddy: No, you don't sweetie. He's a stinky little boy.
by Joey McGarry November 20, 2024
Get the Dirty Stephenmug. ‘Hey look at that sheep it sounds like it’s saying “baa baa black”
‘Aha u must be talking about Stephen’
‘Aha u must be talking about Stephen’
by Black sheep 69 September 21, 2020
Get the Stephenmug. Stephen is a person who confuses not just people but also themself. Only they do not fully realize their actions. They have a happy personality and a sad soul. They can go from feeling incredibly confident to mad or annoyed. Stephen puts on a different mask depending on the people around them. At times, they love hard but other times they are heartless; thinking of their convenience. Stephen is slightly outgoing and prefers to be alone or small groups. They keep their feelings, emotions, and thoughts to themselves, even around those closest to them. As with other humans, do not believe their false promises. Do not tolerate their negative actions and red flags especially when they say they will not do something anymore but continue regardless. Stephen knows and feels their actions are wrong but will not change for you or themselves.
Stephen said there is no one he would rather be with than her but ended their relationship only to regret his decision later in life.
by realestyou December 2, 2022
Get the Stephenmug. by Killuasan December 16, 2020
Get the Stephenmug. Stephen is a feen. He messes with peoples feelings without noticing. he lies to a few people but makes sure to solve it when he has to. Everyone should meet a Stephen because once you do your life changes. He is a great boyfriend but doesn't know how to handle girls feelings that well.
by 13th of May February 26, 2019
Get the stephenmug. Stephen sucks
by DaRealSTEvN November 23, 2021
Get the Stephenmug. This last name originated from Scotland. Most common in the United States Of America. The last name Stephens is said to be first recorded in England, in 1086. For the record, “Steven” is an American variant of the more traditional spelling “Stephen.” It's derived from Greek Στέφανος (Stéphanos), a first name from the Greek word στέφανος (stéphanos), meaning 'wreath, crown' and by extension 'reward, honor, renown, fame', from the verb στέφειν (stéphein), 'to encircle, to wreathe'
by .osqueaker May 14, 2022
Get the Stephensmug.