rubbing staches

When you make out with a girl that has more or equal amount of facial hair (specifically the mustache) as the male. it is considered rubbing staches.

When Nick Belton makes out with his girlfriend, they are rubbing staches.

See Nick Belton (pussy whipped definition 47, page 7)

by Meitein January 31, 2010

Rash Stache

A rash or red area on the upper lip that appears similar to that of a mustache. Sometimes caused by dry-shaving, waxing, or some type of allergic response to something.

Guy 1: "Becky was looking so hot today, but she really shouldn't have gotten her upper lip waxed. It left a massive rash stache."

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I'd still ride that ass like a monkey on a tricycle."

by Dick Shanary February 26, 2009

strawberry searchcake

A cake of strawberries received by one who hits the search button during the seventh minute of the ninth hour on the fourth day of the thirteenth month of the sixty-seventh year of the dragon. Often delivered by a trio of green-clad elves that are created in a mirror-image of the late, great, mad skate, Muhammed Ali.

I hit the search button, smiling, and got a brilliant surprise, a strawberry searchcake delivered by Naomi!

by Trenton Romulox December 6, 2006

Filip Stachura

FIlip Stachura is african for nigger. He likes men and sucks balls

Filip Stachura is a weak beta male.

by Gregisblakc August 21, 2022

cop 'stache

What happens when a man of age shaves off all facial hair but that above the upper lip, to create a more mature "cop" look. Prone to leaving onlookers slightly embarassed. Is extremely tacky (or, hidious). The cop 'stache should not be worn for more than 30 minutes.

"Woah, did you see that new cop 'stache he's rocking?"

"Yeah, but it kind of made me feel like crying on the inside"

by Not wearing a mustache March 14, 2006

mex-stache

The untrimmed mustache that makes you look like a dirty Mexican.

Tondo didn't shave for a week.
As a result, his friends crowned him Mr. Mex-stache of the month.

by the Little Kid June 14, 2006

search engine

Not very useful when you want to get even the most basic information because 93% of the time you get mostly links to porn sites.

Google is a pretty good search engine, though.

by AYB June 25, 2003