Squat cobbler 

A type of fetish, usually recorded on video, where in a person sits in a pie and wiggles around in it for another person's pleasure. A common derivative of the squat cobbler is the crybaby squat, which involves crying when squatting the cobbler.

Aka Hoboken squat cobbler, full moon moon-pie, Boston cream splat, Simple Simon the ass man and Dutch Apple ass.

Jimmy: He wasn't a drug dealer; he was just making squat cobbler videos.

Squat cobbler by Rainbowbandit July 15, 2016

Squat Mattress 

A man or woman who has no standard and has had sexual intercourse with most of the squatters in their community

Jillwyn is such a squat mattress, I heard she slept with all the guys at every squat just to have a man to keep her safe, so just like a actual squat mattress everyone got their turn, u don't want her scabies

Squat Mattress by tampon420 May 17, 2016

Squat brat 

The act of squatting on the toilet and taking a shit.

Hey bro I gotta go take a squat brat.

Squat brat by Squat Brat February 23, 2017

Squatter Settlement 

When you win an argument on a toilet.

"Yeah, I had a squatter settlement with Jake about who gets to keep the rest of the whipped cream."

Squatter Settlement by LCPlayz June 3, 2017

Squatch 

A mythical creature that with a family of short people in Belmar New Jersey

Person 1: Yo have you seen the Belmar Sasquatch

Person 2: Yeah he’s my brother

Squatch by Thatbigguy6 November 8, 2017

squatnoob 

A person who plays KOA and is a certified thundercunt.

Squatnoob is being defined by Bigair.

squatnoob by BigairB December 6, 2017

Squatanking 

Squatanking is the underground sport where bear meets man in an epic battle of champions. Simply tie your gooch / taint hair into a tight neat dreadlock and apply the weight. Now get naked in an open space and apply the youghurt. Prepare your legs a shoulder width apart and starting squatting profusely while simultaneously masturbating. For an extra bit of shits and giggles start plucking your anus hair one by one.

I had a killer squatanking session last night

Squatanking by Powerful sweat session March 3, 2018