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Squatanking is the underground sport where bear meets man in an epic battle of champions. Simply tie your gooch / taint hair into a tight neat dreadlock and apply the weight. Now get naked in an open space and apply the youghurt. Prepare your legs a shoulder width apart and starting squatting profusely while simultaneously masturbating. For an extra bit of shits and giggles start plucking your anus hair one by one.
I had a killer squatanking session last night
by Powerful sweat session March 03, 2018
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