Sacking Your Lunch

When you whack off into a condom.

My friend stole condoms from the store the other day. But he is so ugly, i dont think he will ever get it in.

Guy 2: Maybe he sacks his own lunch.

Guy 1: Yea Sacking Your Lunch.

by jj6jj6jj6 April 25, 2012

Shaking Mad

What you are when someone spoils the end of Breaking Bad for you.

Person one: My roommate spoiled the end of Breaking Bad to me while I was on the can.

Person two: Are you ok?

Person one: No I'm shaking mad!

by Dangerously Safe September 30, 2013

shaking his own hand

A somewhat polite term for masturbation

"I opened up the bathroom door and Billy was in there, you know... shaking his own hand..."

by bigmacs November 30, 2013

Stacking

The act of stacking several objects on someone that falls asleep with your shoes on. Not as mean as writing on them with sharpie, but just as funny.

Boe fell asleep with his shoes on! let the stacking begin!

by Oliver_Klozov April 8, 2014

snacking off

Literally: Enjoying any snack while pleasuring yourself.(masturbating)

Figuratively: enjoying a guilty pleasure type of snack in which you have no way of stopping.

The movie was shorter than we expected so when we came home we caught my roommate snacking off.

As soon as my girlfriend left I snacked off on m & ms.

by Ill will skillz October 26, 2014

Shaking a Dangler

When you are about to finish taking a dump but there is a small turd still hanging above the bowl and you can't squeeze it out, so you have to shake your butt around the toilet until it falls off.

Albert: Hey man, what took you so long?
Ralph: Sorry, I was busy shaking a dangler.

by Danolla December 19, 2014

shucking the bearded clam

The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.

Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.

Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I

Know you were totally wasted. I saw you

disappear with that chick at like 3am.

You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in

back room and smashed it. She was

ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.

Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was

nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give

A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.

by FairladyZ February 4, 2015