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slippery sausage

The act of pouring oil on a female's chest and slippery sliding your wank through and across it.
Mike Schmitt gave the slippery sausage to Linda Milano.
by Tiffmiesters October 11, 2003
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russian slipper

when a chick is incredibly horny, you lay her on the and kick her as hard as possible in the vagina until it is stuck. Also sometimes referred to as foot-fucking.
That chick's fucking dirty, i heard she likes russian slippers
by filthy_fucker November 1, 2008
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Slippery Salmon

When one sneaks up behind another and starts from the bottom of their legs and kind of "swims" their hand from leg to leg at a fast pace up their leg. The objective of the slippery salmon is to startle the person and make them feel awkward and as if they were raped. However, try not to touch the persons genitilia region as that persom might think you are a "fag."
Justin snuck up behind Travis and gave him a slippery salmon as a prank.
by mikebrown97 October 26, 2012
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smart shopper

Annoying piece of shit that pops up whenever you do a Google search.
Let's look up cars on Google. Fucking smart shopper! I don't even want to buy anything and this dumbass this still comes up.
by Steven Schwebel April 3, 2008
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slippery heel

A slippery heel is when you get up the urge to jack off in the morning(this isn't an easy task)first you blow a load in your tube sock then wear it on your foot the rest of the day.
Scott: dude, you need to buy some more socks, they're filthy.

Todd: No don't worry, I was just horny this morning, and now I got a slippery heel goin.
by scott doll August 9, 2006
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slippery moustache

a moustache that in trimmed leaving only a thin line of hair directly above the upper lip; thus giving the illusion that it is sliding off of ones lip.
look at ron's stupid slippery moustache.
by alan steel October 17, 2008
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Slippery hard cock ass slap

when a man or a shemale whips there cock on there mates ass after wet vaginal sex
ugggghhhh yaasss babe i just Slippery hard cock ass slaped u, did u enjoy it?
by Bareback loard May 30, 2015
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