rubber sheet

A rubber sheet is a protective covering to keep your bedding dry.

When I was a teenager, my Mom put a rubber sheet on my Wonder-bed because that's where I jacked off every morning and every night - and I really blow a load when I cum!

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021

pop a rubberband

to use a condom, or "rubber", while having sexual intercourse with an attractive girl.

"Boy, Chris. I sure would like to pop a rubberband on her!"

by sober annie July 16, 2006

Rubbernecking

Trying to avoid a question, or coming up with a lie

Boy #1- Hey what did you do with that girl you met last night?
Boy #2- Umm I umm umm...
Boy #1- Dont start rubbernecking on me, tell me what happened.

by Savage157 May 10, 2011

rubber baby buggy bumpers

A synonym for boobs or breasts as used by Robert Lund in "99 Words for Boobs".

"Man, I want to take those rubber baby buggy bumpers for a ride."

by C Weiss March 29, 2008

pop a rubberband

To break a condom while having intense or rough sexual intercourse, as in only a rubberband is left from the once intact condom.

Shawty got an ass on her.
Ima put my hands on her.
Ima spen a couple grand on her.
Ima pop a rubberband on her.

(After you spend a couple grand on her, wouldn't YOU want to get your money's worth? LOL)

by Leon "Big L" Barber December 15, 2008

rubber-biscuit

Describes a situation out of control, scattershot, making no sense.

"I'm having an affair with my next door neighbor's boyfriend, only she's a great friend and I don't know how to tell her that I'm in love with him. It's all just so rubber-biscuit."

by Francine R. June 22, 2006

rubber

1. automobile tires(see also burn rubber)

2. a condom

How would somone so young get his paws on a rubber?

by Light Joker January 2, 2005