scattershot 

1. Externalizing an interior monologue in a crowded room, regardless of whether someone responds or not. Typically used to gather someone's attention, however if the person does not respond, then there is no social shame.

2. Incognito flirting. Questions or statements meant to further conversation, but if not followed up on, will not cause the speaker social shame.

1. "Before class, I wondered aloud where our teacher was. John heard my scattershot and chimed in."

2. "I scattershotted this chick who was working there, but she didn't pick up on it. I said she's always there on Tuesdays, and she was still in retail mode, didn't really respond."

scattershot by Timmy™ August 29, 2006

Scatterstone 

When 2 or more people go number 2 on a rock then, once the rock is completely covered in human excrement the players toss it back and fourth like a game of Hot Potato

Michael And Joseph are so gross! Look at them playing scatterstone!

Max broke up with me because he saw me scatterstoneing with Brandon

Scatterstone by Elenordook July 13, 2020

scattertootsie 

A scatterbrained cute person.

I was such a scattertootsie at lunch, I couldn't stay with a topic more than a minute at at time.

scattertootsie by kimba7 March 24, 2009

slattershit 

A shit that feels constipated but with enough pressure ends up being an explosion that can get pretty messy.

Friend: you don't look so good?
Me: yeah ngl just been the loo didn't end well
Friend: slattershit?
Me: you got it

slattershit by chigtourvine May 24, 2017

Scootershot

To cum in women when riding motorcycle

She got scootershot

Scootershot by cozscooter December 28, 2018

spattershat 

An extreme explosion of dookie blast all at once in an uncontrolled spread equivalent to a shotgun blast often times as a power shart

I felt a real hard fart coming and as it turns out it was a straight spattershat. I got totally spackled

spattershat by Backspackle June 22, 2019