rubber-biscuit 

Describes a situation out of control, scattershot, making no sense.

"I'm having an affair with my next door neighbor's boyfriend, only she's a great friend and I don't know how to tell her that I'm in love with him. It's all just so rubber-biscuit."

rubber-biscuit by Francine R. June 22, 2006

Rubber Biscuit 

A rubber biscuit (also known as a ricochet biscuit) is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall back in your mouth.

"What da ya want for nothing? a rubber biscuit?"

Rubber Biscuit by Television_Man November 4, 2022

Rubber Biscuit 

When your shit gets fucked. Applies in ample amounts of situations.

Him: You see Terry’s car after last night.

Me: Yeah, heard he rubber biscuited into a semi.

Rubber Biscuit by Ting Mon December 30, 2019