Robert Vlad

a stinky romanian who is stuck at plat 2 because he has no game sense. he also likes wanking off with razor blades glued to his hands. can never have a positive kd.

Girl 1 : "Oh my god! Robert Vlad is such a smelly boy, I love him so much!"
Girl 2 : "Eve shut the fuck up."

by ball licker 5000 January 17, 2022

Robert Zemla

This is the type of guy that hates simps and/or women. Roberts hold strong political views and take videogames a bit too seriously. Roberts are often into an activity known as "edging," a very shameful action that involves the male genitals. Often of Caucasian origin.

"you really just pulled a Robert Zemla"
"You're acting like such a Robert right now"
"Robert moment"

by v njdkzHvbsd fgjk;/wg January 17, 2021

Dry Robert

A wet Willy without the wet. A dry Robert.

I’m going to give you a dry Robert.

by Dryrobert February 1, 2021

Robert Dyas

Defined after the Robert Dyas advertisement.
When trying to be inclusive, but failing, really, really, really badly.

"Don't be so Robert Dyas about it."

by ZeeZeeB March 4, 2021

The Oral Robert

After watching March madness all day, your girlfriend queefs in your mouth before you eat her out

Bailey was so excited after the basketball game she did the oral Robert

by 4skin15 March 21, 2021

robert georges

He is apart of the nj boys (mattia polibio, alejandro rosario, kairi cosentino, alvaro romero and roshaun diah) ik thats a lot lol. He doesnt get a lot of attention like the other boys but he is really sweet and super kind. He does tiktok and he also streams on twitch with his friends aka kairi, alejandro, mattia etc.

Person 1: Hey do you know who Robert Georges is?

Person 2: Yeah, isnt he apart of the Nj boys?

Person 3: Yes he is!

Person 4: Well i really dont like him like that plus he isnt famous like the others.

by anaya scott March 24, 2021

Robert Zujan

An Irish tiktoker from Latvia who is scared to go to Longitude.

Robert Zujan: I'm a little bit like nervous about Longtitude like my friends are saying "buy the ticket buy the ticket", I'm not going
Thomas Arnold: You're not?
Robert Zujan: I don't wanna go
Thomas Arnold: Aw fuck off Rob the lineups sick man don't be a pussy
Robert Zujan: Everyone in the house is like "yeah I'm going" you are insane

by celtnash April 5, 2021