picking up groceries

Grabbing a handful of fruit snacks and gold fish after dicking down a single mother.

The worst part about picking up groceries is having to listen to her kid whine about me eating the last of the scooby doo gummies

by Doyle156 December 24, 2020

pick-up fix

Something or someone that lifts your spirits or generally puts you in a happy mood.

Thanks for turning my day around; you're my pick-up fix.

by Anakin0124 January 4, 2014

a new pope was picked

smoking out while your significant other goes down on you

Kelly's boyfriend ruled a blunt for her before a new pope was picked.

by Shortbuspoker October 22, 2022

Pick n' lick

The act of picking out Dingle berries prior to licking the butt crack

I got into a mean pick n' lick session with that hippy last night

by TheShiz123 June 14, 2018

Picking your teeth

When someone says they're picking someone's teeth, they're changing their mouth to get you to say something that they want you to, usually for a setup or to make them mad.

Sorry I have to study for a couple of hours.
Sounds like a lot of fun! Are you having fun?
No??
Haha yeah I'm just picking your teeth.

by SirCompliments August 12, 2021

Second Pick Friend

That one friend who you only hang out with when everyone else in the friend group is taken and you have no one else to partner up/hang out with. Usually tends to be someone who's half funny and a little bit interesting with a single quirk that allows them to be in your friend group.

Bob: Hey Joe, wanna partner for gym class?
Joe: Nah, I'm with Rick.
Bob: Alright how about you Deb?
Deb: I'm with Alan, sorry. Guess you'll have to partner with our Second Pick Friend, Zack
Bob: Ah shit.

by TheLastPizzaRoll February 14, 2020

Ice Pick Headache

Painful symptom akin to having one's skull impaled by a sharp rod normally used to break ice.

Doctors prescribe aspirin, a sledge hammer, or in severe cases a bullet to relieve ice pick headaches.

by Don't do quack kids. July 19, 2017