Plantang

A female that is squatting in the yard doing yard work or planting. With her glutious maximus hanging out of both sides of her short shorts.

I was driving down the road today, and saw some Plantang.

by wrfjax October 20, 2019

Planting the flag

During anal or vaginal sex, you force the receivers head down onto the ground and go into a plank being supported by only you hand on your partners head and your penis inside your partner.

Hey dude, have you noticed that Stacy has been walking weird today?

Oh yeah, John was Planting the flag last night.

Oh damn. Do you know how long he held it?

He said he held it fro 12 seconds but I doubt it.

Damn.

by *Screaming in Russian* April 2, 2020

Plants

Those things I spend a lot of money on that die instantly no matter what I do.

Did you hear that he killed his plants again?

by Fuckyou66790169 April 15, 2020

Plant

The act of killing somebody.

When you kill somebody you usually bury them in dirt as you would plant a seed.

I swear to god I’m gonna plant you you if you do that again

by Baigeviking May 24, 2020

Plant Gang

Fish Cum

The art known as 'Plant Gang' is the art of using a fish's cum to impregnate a woman. 9 months later the woman has at least 13 mutant fish children.

by PikBoi June 12, 2020

Plant Caravan

Place to share awesome photos of your garden and figure out how to stop having your plants die

Aww I lost another succulent. Let me check plant caravan to see if anyone has any advice

by cjwilliams135 August 18, 2020

planters

a company that uses the same shitty ad over and over again with shitty 3D animation.

basically a bunch of idiots with tiny dicks sitting in high chairs.

dad: "see those planters over there son, they don't know what it's like to be able to run away from their responsibilities."

son: "dad?"

dad: "I'm sorry son goodbye, and tell your sister and mother I'm going to get milk, goodbye for now."

by litdragon99 October 29, 2020