Planters

Planters is an adjective used to describe someone who has large nuts.

Girl:ooh you got some nice planters I like it.
Boy:Ya thanks

by Blake’s dad August 27, 2020

Planters

Adj: A play on words that when coupled with the word "nuts" exaggerates one's heightened level of insanity.

"I told her I wanted to break up and she started crying and went nuts on me. I mean, she went <i>Planters</i> nuts."

by J 'Sak December 21, 2008

Planters

A company that makes Honey Roasted Peanuts, and has a mascot like thing called Mr. Peanut, who features a funny top hat, cane, black sleeves, and gloves, but no suit.

Go get me some Planters Honey Roasted Peanuts, now! Or I'll kill you dead!

by DLG June 29, 2003

Planters

Plural noun
People who plant things, and make barely any profit whatsoever, or end up losing over $100,000 a year, while still planting things for the good of mankind.

Hey, look, there are some planters, planting some food to feed us, although they are losing money by feeding people.

by DLG June 29, 2003

planters

a company that uses the same shitty ad over and over again with shitty 3D animation.

basically a bunch of idiots with tiny dicks sitting in high chairs.

dad: "see those planters over there son, they don't know what it's like to be able to run away from their responsibilities."

son: "dad?"

dad: "I'm sorry son goodbye, and tell your sister and mother I'm going to get milk, goodbye for now."

by litdragon99 October 29, 2020

Planters Applause

When your nutsack claps

I ran down the stairs and my nuts did a planters applause

by funnymonke5 July 23, 2010

planters bomb

A commonly used game in frat houses, during partys. One person is the bomb and the others are the planters. the objective of the game is for the bomb to drink half a bottle of absolute vodka and then knock down the planters as they beat him with sticks. if a planter is knocked down he becomes a bomb as well. If the bomb(s) throws up the planters win. If only one planter remains, the players all switch roles and you play until the planters win.

dude1: hey what did you do last night?
dude2:aww dude i gots soo wasteded i was... (dude2 throws up all over dude1)
dude1: aww man, invite me over next time you play planters bomb!!!!

by AngelOfRitual October 16, 2008