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Wait till you see my dick , usually used by intoxicated boyfriends..
"I lobe you roo, plante chanche" translation: "I love you too, wait till you see my dick"

Girl: Boy you cray.
Man: *Air hump* PLONTE CHANCHE!
Girl: Wtf?
Man: "What? It's french..
by MysteriousDeviant February 21, 2012
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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