Paedihorse

A tall man who closely resembles a horse, but can't grow facial hair, purchasing a combination of kiddy fiddling materials from his local municipal store, i.e lollies, a fake beard and moustache and lubricant.

Dave (full time warehouse shelf stacker) : Holy crap did you just see what that giant paedihorse just bought? I wouldn't like to see the aftermath of the little boy when he's finished with him!

Jared: I'm fucked in the head

Dave: Hey! You CAN talk.

by Softy McJubejube August 27, 2007

Panda

Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, Shoots and Leaves.

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, draws a gun, fires two shots in the air, and leaves.

by Lynne Truss February 22, 2011

Panda

A black and white. A slang term for a police car or police officer.

Hide your stash, a panda is making the block

by kbez June 5, 2016

Filthy Panda

After engaging in Anal Intercourse and ejaculating, a male rubs his shitty, dripping cock across a females eyes..

I totally pulled out gave that bitch a filthy panda right in the face.

by Hunty14 January 7, 2011

pandit

he is a guy that will lie to you all the time and is a jerk and is ugly

girl 1: EWWW LOOK AT THE FUGLY GUY
girl 2: MUST BE PANDIT

by ZZZZZZZZoFFiAAAAA October 3, 2019

Pandirate

Panda-like pirate.
This piracy can extend to the intarwebs or music aspects.

I can't pirate my songs from last.fm on this new operating system... That makes me a sad Pandirate.

by Sythec May 29, 2008

Pandicked

To panic and send a dick pic.

And just like that I pandicked.

by PorkyChop419 February 4, 2019