boring business

The action of gangs setting up shop to launder money e.g. car washes, barbershop, candy shop, casinos, race tracks

Boring business is defined as when a gang want to get their money clear e.g. car washes, barbershop, candy shop, casinos, race tracks

by The boring business May 09, 2023

bored in school

When you look in urban dictionary and look this up at school. Lucky you because its not blocked!

IM BORED IN SCHOOL THERE IS NO DEFINITION UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by awesome sause! June 07, 2022

Bored Journalist Syndrome

affliction causing Beltway stenographers to pine for return of Casino Mobster

At a recent White House Press Briefing, journalists whined to Karine Jean-Pierre about not having enough pizazz, bells and whistles to keep their attention and on reporter said "but trump used to come in to talk to us!" those dickbags have Bored Journalist Syndrome and need to take up a fucking hobby if they miss the fascist so much.

by Uncle Joosie July 09, 2024

Bored Journalist Syndrome

Virus affecting 99% of Beltway reporters

With the attention span of a mentally addled fruit fly, political reporters like Ken fucking Vogel and Sally fucking Buzbee get tired of covering the same things every day. When Vivek Rama-smarmy started running they screamed "he's the new Jesus!" when in actuality he was and is a lead balloon—made famous by bored, agitated journalists. When tasked with covering Mueller Report during Tangerine Jesus' 4-year reign of terror, reporters got anxious and fidgety which is when Bored Journalist Syndrome was born.

by Uncle Joosie January 22, 2024

hell was boring

Bad decisions. Good story. There is pain that hurts you and pain that changes you.

If it doesn't set your soul on fire, it's not worth the burn. Hence; hell was boring.

by Mudwoman April 24, 2023

How did you get this bored

Go get back to work. That's not a question. OH YOU KNOW WHAT I GIVE UP. STAY ON URBAN DICTIONARY THEN! AFTER EVERY KEYBOARD PATTERN YOU DO, WHAT DO YOU WANT OUT OF IT? TO USE US FOR YOUR BOREDOM? IT'S NOT WORKING! WE KEEP GIVING YOU THE BEST ADVICE, GO. BACK. TO. WORK!!!! BUT ALL YOU DO IS CONTINUE! SO GO AHEAD, LOOK UP SOMETHING ELSE. I'LL WAIT. YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS FOREVER. JUST KEEP DOING IT.

Person 1: How did you get this bored...?
Person 2: DON'T SAY THAT EVER AGAIN OR I'LL GHET YELLED AT BY URBAN DICTIONARY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 1: ...ok then have a nice day
Person 2: It's, uh, 10:52pm, my day is over-
Person 1: stfu and go away

by how did you find this February 15, 2022

Bored Bang

When you have sex with someone because there is nothing else to do.

Jack and Jill bored banged during their self-quarantine and now they have a corona baby on the way.

by CRM2020 March 17, 2020