Some fat guy (or woman idk) who drinks the corpses of children and then goes home to have a smoothie. S(he) is manly as well.
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by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017
Get the explaining to a woman mug.Have you seen Jay today?" "Yeah, he went to go hang out with that monkeypig woman." "Oh, he must be getting some tail.
by the beefs July 1, 2011
Get the Monkeypig Woman mug.A female co-worker that a married man is sometimes 'intimately' close to just about every hour of every day while at work.
Bob having a drink with Tom: Did you check out who just walked in?
Tom eying the tall, lean redhead: Oh yeah! She's hot!
Bob: Yeah Literally! That's my day woman. You have to meet her! You'll unload right here!
Tom eying the tall, lean redhead: Oh yeah! She's hot!
Bob: Yeah Literally! That's my day woman. You have to meet her! You'll unload right here!
by Pizzamaster April 21, 2010
Get the Day woman mug.a very evil being who will lick the salt off your balls and extract your soul through her vagina.
also known as pobooms mother
also known as pobooms mother
"holy fuck its her! lets get out of here!!" - Hakko
"nah lets just let her have her way with us" - fool
"fine have it your way" - hakko
"holy shit my souls gone! dammit" - fool
"nah lets just let her have her way with us" - fool
"fine have it your way" - hakko
"holy shit my souls gone! dammit" - fool
by Hakko April 14, 2004
Get the salt woman mug.In the past it meant the right to hang around at home drinking laudanum while a man worked long hours at an unsafe job to give them everything they need. Nowadays the feminist definition is whatever will indulge the whim of the feminist shrieking it at you, the egalitarian definition it is that women have the right to be equally as miserable, unfulfilled and ignored as men.
Feminist definition of womans rights:
It is a woman's right to get/have/take (insert whim) because women shouldn't have to fear (pick something vaguely applicable from; being found attractive or unattractive by a man, having to defend their opinion/feelings with logic, having to do the work part of equal work for equal pay etc...)
Egalitarian definition of womans rights:
Fuck off, I've got no time for this sexist nonsense.
It is a woman's right to get/have/take (insert whim) because women shouldn't have to fear (pick something vaguely applicable from; being found attractive or unattractive by a man, having to defend their opinion/feelings with logic, having to do the work part of equal work for equal pay etc...)
Egalitarian definition of womans rights:
Fuck off, I've got no time for this sexist nonsense.
by ΑΩ December 17, 2016
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Good thing Evelyn was my Wing Woman or that creepy guy would have been grinding me on the dance floor.
by Nicole Masciopinto April 25, 2007
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