Mix-Matched

When one thing does not match another.

Whats with those mix-matched socks?

All the eyewitness' had mix-matched descriptions of the suspect.

by StarbucksAcai August 16, 2018

Kai Matthews

A degenerate teenager cunt who only thinks about himself and is a huge fucking cunt who would never help anyone on any accord now matter how easy the task is.

Teacher: Tom can you help me move this paper across the room
Tom: No, I'm fine, tell someone else to do it
Others: Wow Tom is such a Kai Matthews.

by swh7777 October 2, 2018

Young Machew

Matt's alter ego. Eats sharks. Wants to be a salamander demoy. Lives far away from the homeland

Young Machew handed in his paper late.

by Ouagadougou May 1, 2019

The Matthew Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

The Matthew Benton

Petros: Are you coming to my party?

Matthew: Yeah course mate

Narrator: Matthew had no intention of coming to his party

by Big Akin May 24, 2019

rich matthew

A rich bah humbug little shit bastard

Eww there is a rich matthew

by Bl_lxnny December 8, 2019

kerry matthews

The epitome of sexy, a dominant sexual woman who knows her desires and acts upon them

I met a right Kerry Matthews the other night, I think I may be in love

by Bonn. April 2, 2020

Carolyn/Matthew

People who believes that macaronous is the singular form of macaroni

Person 1: Have you heard? They're such a Carolyn/Matthew.
Person 2: Wdym?
Person 1: They used macaronous to refer to a single macaroni!
Person 2: Oh, EW!

by papi.SPAGHETTO November 6, 2020