Synonymous with Legend, 80 Mate is the hero none of us are worthy of. He’s known for heroic recoveries and downright badass sends. Its said that at night if you listen closely you can hear the cries of his mighty 80series and epic river chook
by anonymous June 15, 2023
Get the 80 Matemug. alr lads so i gotta explain this bloody thing when a bri’ish guy gets insulted and he’s full bloody bri’ish then he gonna say “YOU WOT MATE”
by smmr <3 January 13, 2023
Get the you wot matemug. by One Pecker Decker May 12, 2021
Get the Stall matemug. When a dude gets so desperate to bust that he headbutts a chick in the bladder just to make her piss, then slurps it up to check if it’s bang o’clock. Inspired by giraffes, who literally do this sht to see if a female’s ovulating.*
“Did you see Kyle at the bar last night?”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”
by TheHogMan July 29, 2025
Get the Alabama Mating Callmug. by itsjesuschrist569 March 4, 2019
Get the Matemug. When a large black man takes his dreaded 2 foot long pubes with a built in vibrator, and puts it in a man's asshole, and keeps it in until the insides are hairy and the receiving man has shit his intestines out.
I caught some opps lacking and shoot em up besides lil tt, then I pubes anginal mating wit him.
Damn do it to me bby gurl
Damn do it to me bby gurl
by fuck dead opps in ass May 23, 2022
Get the Pubes Anginal Matingmug. A professor you feel an emotional and intellectual but completely platonic connection to. It’s THAT professor that will talk about all the subjects that you’ve always wanted to talk about, the one that can keep you interested for hours about that one topic. It’s the professor you’ve always dreamt to have a conversation with.
« okay I’ve met my PSM (professor soul mate) today. He is the professor I’ve always been waiting for »
by zelie3008 February 27, 2023
Get the PSM (professor soul mate)mug.