Reverse Lifeguard

(noun): A brown-noser, kiss ass, or anyone generally being phony to advance their career/social standing

Whereas lifeguards famously cover their noses in white sunblock, a reverse lifeguard's nose is covered in a different substance...

Man 1: I see Dave's been kissing the boss's ass hard since that new sales position became available.

Man 2: Yeah it looks like he'll be on reverse lifeguard duty until he gets it.

by HookfaceSteve June 14, 2018

A Life

Something i need

I have written countless urban dictionary meanings...
Wow I really need to get A Life

by Mr Vincenzo Vincente December 10, 2019

Boat life

It’s like Salt life, but about boating, being on water. Partying on boats in summer. Drinking seltzer,bud light, any alcohol drink that exits.

Mike : What’s up weekend bro?
Dan : Boat life bruh!

John: How did you get em girls to go out with us?
Tyler: Told then it’s about that Boat life

by Yourfatwhitenieghbor January 28, 2020

Robe Life

When you have no worries, extra champagne on ice, and no where to be but the pool bar you’re ready for robe life. You don’t choose the robe life, robe life chooses you. Can be experienced in a few short days at a luxury hotel, but the key is to cultivate a robe life attitude that can be worn like fluffy armor against the stresses of the world. Bonus points if you find a robe life partner who supports your relaxation and happiness. Famous examples of robe life living: the big labowski. See “the dude”.

Sir, this restaurant has a dress code our guests are expected to adhere to. ROBE LIFE.

“Are you naked under there?” - ROBE LIFE

by Scoobdaddy February 16, 2020

Half-Life 2: Episode One

The first episodic sequel of Half-Life 2. It was released by Valve Corporation on June 1, 2006.

I just finished Half-Life 2, now I must play Half-Life 2: Episode One.

by Jqoi Zunderlat January 24, 2021

Freedom Life

A specific type of lifestyle one can build for themselves. Do what you want, when you want, where you want, with whom you want, as much as you want - Freedom Life!

Dang, Pat does whatever he wants everyday, he's living the Freedom Life!

by Pat Ness February 10, 2021

Chelsea Life Jacket

A common type of sleeveless jacket, also known as a Gilet. Often seen on the streets of the Royal Borough of Kensington on Chelsea.

"Here comes Tabitha in her Chelsea Life Jacket"

by _LDN April 26, 2021