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knob tie

When your tie falls out the underside of your shirt, assimilating a knob.
"During the school performance, the main leads tie fell into an awkward position. It was a right knob tie."
by Captain knob tie October 18, 2013
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Knob nobster

When your penis slips out of her mouth and goes in her nose...the end
That bitch is sodumb.She got me OFF on A knob nobster!!!
Fucking whore
by JaZ jaZ March 4, 2017
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Knobdale Stache

When your dick is thick with smegma aka knobdale and you wipe it across her upper lip leaving her with a cheesy, odiferous Sanchez style stache aka mustache.
Rachel was getting a little mouthy about me playing videos all day and needing to get a job so I have her a knobdale stache. She’s still trying to get the stuff off her lip.
by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018
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Brown Knobber

A person who loves to fuck guys in the ass.
Jason C. was caught fucking his friend's dad in the ass. What a fucking Brown Knobber!
by Yer Paw April 10, 2005
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facebook knob

a person who rates his popularity on how many facebook friends he has, (usually in the thousands due to adding everyone they find) also they use words like banter and constantly post status updates asking if anyone comes out, despite the fact that they never go out due to too many things to post on facebook.
facebook knob (status update) - is anyone down to park for some top banter and a bit of footy?

cool dude - no, nobody likes you.

nerd - ROFL
by GOD-zilla June 14, 2010
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Jobs Knobber

Someone that idolizes Steve Jobs

or

a female under Steve Job's Desk
He has every generation of iPod ever made. He is such a Jobs Knobber
by Mystery Meat 4U October 21, 2010
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Twidly Knob

A twidly knob is the humorous version of male yodler (i.e. dong). Commonly mistaken for a twiddle stick, or a regular knob. The difference between a twidly knob and these other two misconceptions is that the twidly knob is usually half if not a quarter of the size of a twiddle stick or a knob.
1. Hey Mum, I saw that Joel kid's twidly knob today!
2. You know what James, I'd prefer a hefty twidly knob over a pair of juicy twidly tits.
by Twiddle tits June 11, 2011
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