Shlob My Knob

Slang term used to say suck my dick, Shaun My Daley, or any other referance to the act of inserting your dude meat into a persons mouth
I'll give you a ride to school if you shlob my knob
by Ponnett April 06, 2005
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Knob Nosed Bastard

Somebody who has a nose which resembles a mans penis.

Often found to have poor weed on there floors.
by Jay Dee April 26, 2004
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Snitch on my knob

When one talks about another's sexual escapades
She was telling the girls about who I've previously slept with, she was a snitch on my knob
by Willrodg February 15, 2015
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Growling knob job

To moan in a deep tone while giving head so it vibrates my cock in your throat.
My girl gave me a growling knob job last night and I blew my load soooo fast !
by J Hammer007 July 01, 2011
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Wanking on the door knob

The informal term for Auto Erotic Asphyxiaton by hanging onesself from the door - commonly used by coroners & medical examiners in informal setting
Did you determine the cause of death Scott?
I think we can rule out foul play Ed, I'm fairly certain he was just wanking on the door knob.
by Ed Bosh February 13, 2022
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Fatty Knob-head

Not just a knob-head, but a fat one at that. This type of person can be identified by loud, agressive behaviour in public, aswell general selfishness and disregard towards others.

Said term would also be used against a large fellow the user took an imediate disliking to.
EXAMPLE 1
Guy 1: Fatty Knob-head over there is looking at me funny.

Guy 2: Thats because you've got aids and smell of shit...

Guy 1: Yeah but still, he shouldnt make it so obvious.

EXAMPLE 2
Guy 1: That knob-head over there just bumped into causing me to spill this refreshing alcholic beverage, I will now have to ask him to apologise before finding myself another form of chilled mind-altering liquid.

Guy 2: He is quite a large unit though Eddie, I would aproach with extreme caution and without the intention of starting a comotion...

Guy 1: I suppose you are right Jack, still, what a Fatty Knob-head
by Captain Sheep February 13, 2007
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suck my knob

a beautiful retort to something that someone says to anger you.

furthermore, it can be used in surprise.
"you look like a prick"
"well suck my knob!"

or

"suck my knob she never did that!"
by yumbumbum February 06, 2010
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