Pulling a Johnson.

Telling Goebbels style massive lies.

He promised to give lots of money but he was just pulling a Johnson.

by CrazyCatRescueMan September 1, 2019

Donald Johnson

Wow a hybrid between a prime minister and president! What fun.... the hair is tragic, so is the skin colour... oranges called they want they're colour back.

Person 1: paha that's a big orange oo and look at the dust

Person 2: nah that's a mix of Donald Trump and Bor is Johnson what a dick!
Person 1: true, hes a right Donald Johnson

by HayleyDog101 May 4, 2020

Gary Johnson

the only candidate in 2016 who would respect individual rights and liberties including free speech and cannabis legalization

Gary Johnson is good, Clinton and Trump are both bigots towards LGBT people and racial minorities.

by Libertypedia June 4, 2023

cedric johnson

An amazing beautiful person. Not many cool cedrics out there. Sexy body , nice eyes , cute face are ways to describe him. He's a caring funny type person. Never mean. Hopefully one day you could meet him.

Daamnn cedric johnson.
Cedric is so cute
Fuck me Cedric.

by HonestAbe Lincoln October 6, 2013

Johnson Minute

It’s like a regular minute but it’s 3 minutes instead of 1.

Mr. Johnson: Ok class we’re going to a drill. You’re going to do 3 push-ups, 3 sit-ups, and 3-squats as many times as you can in a Johnson Minute

by Mr. Grigoryan January 19, 2022

Trevor Johnson

Just a nigga tryna get his bag up who was medically diagnosed with a micro penis

"Trevor Johnson has the smallest wiener i've ever seen"
"Yeah ong 100 pimp"

by Tmnich November 10, 2020

johnson tingle

when a black person tries to grab your shaft unconsensually while your fully clothed

Trey tried to give me the old Johnson tingle at lunch

by 69420lol March 19, 2022