push-ups 

the act of anal penetration involving a massive dick.

"He did some push-ups with me the other night, my god it was so nice"
"Bro you're gay?"
"...no"

push-ups by stardustt_ March 20, 2022

Push ups 

Nobody will mess with you if you do enough.

That guy already did 91 push ups before they even started filming his music video, you dont want to mess with that guy.

Push ups by Solid Mantis July 2, 2020

Push ups 

They're not the same when the weather is no good.

You do 15 push ups in a nor'Easter, people are still going to fuck with you when they see you, so you do at least 17 push ups in a hurricane and you keep trying to improve and do more, and work on your upper body strength.

Push ups by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

Push ups 

If you don’t know what a push up is then get off your lazy ass you need serious help

I’m so fit I do push ups

Push ups by Lexi shishkebab January 28, 2021

Push-ups December 

a whole month in which any boy or girl has to do at least 30 correct push-ups per day otherwise he/she will be ashamed in front of his/her friends. (Girls can make 15 per day)

Bob: How many push-ups did you do today?
Bill: 35 but i want to do more because of Push-ups December.
Bob: Ok be strong if you want to get over it.

Push-ups December by Hatz1234 November 23, 2020

Donald Duck push ups 

Doing push ups wearing clothes on the top half of your body only. Doing push ups while being nude from the waist down complety like Donald Duck.

I walked in on Mike doing Donald Duck push ups

Donald Duck push ups by Stratedy December 17, 2011

cock push ups 

Its where you fucking lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground. It may seem impossible at first, that your cock can't support your whole weight, but over time it can. you can only really do one, but one is all you need. This helps you get ready for when you become attractive to the ladies.

KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need

-Tenacious D's skit "Cock Pushups"

cock push ups by The General June 3, 2004