Axe Handle

To acquire the least of; pleading loss of; ignorance or absence of duty

Well I'm afraid I'm going to have to take the axe handle on this one.

by Zach April 13, 2004

man handle

1. Penis; esp. when erect.
2. The act of self - stimulation.

In the evenings, Sven liked liked to watch pornography and man handle his man handle.

by Dr Zog. August 9, 2006

German Butt Handkerchief

A cloth used primarily for butt sneezes. Invented by Germans.

Oh god! I ate diarrhea last night and have been shitting straight fire all day long. Do you have a German Butt Handkerchief?

by TAINT BOT May 1, 2010

handle-bar mustache

some one who had a mustache that exceeds their chin and just really sucks bad

someone gay

by bob December 5, 2003

handlebars

A guy with great biceps that can be used to hold onto during intimate engagements.

Oh my gosh...look at the handlebars on that boy!

I'd like to wrap my hands around those handlebars.

by Ryan K. August 12, 2005

Handleless Plunger

An item that bandgeeks use for kinky sex.

Oh, bandgeek, shove the handleless plunger deeper into the recesses of my instrument!

by Psycho Bugler March 30, 2009

Handle Bagging

The act of tbagging somones car door handle.

Example 1: handle bagging
Man 1: I heard stacy has been cheating on you bro.
Man 2: Yeah i heard, but i got her back.
Man 1:What did you do?
Man 2: I handle bagged that bitch.

by The Blue Waffle Eater September 10, 2011