Habblstofur

A code word for penis in Germany.

Man that habblstofur was small.

Der Mensch habblstofur war klein.

by Maestro Eagle March 17, 2011

Handlejobbler

A handlejobbler is someone who handles jobs when there is no one else to handle them, and is not very cool because of it.

B: Dude! Chick-Fil-A is closed again! I hate that they aren't open on wednesday.
C: There's a KFC open down the road man! Relax!
B: Nah man, KFC's such a handlejobbler. I'd rather get chinese.

by Ursula McLean March 25, 2011

hablahabla

hblahabla is a word used for showing great excitment in a sexual way

HABLAHABLA!

by THE GREATEST INTELLIGENT MAN November 10, 2011

hanbah

A sexual intercorse using fingers and tounge. Usually used by 40 year olds and is very popular in Spain

I hanbahed my wife lasted night, it was greeaaattt!

by &@34 July 5, 2014

handle bender

A bowel movement involving extreme constipation/straining requiring a person to grip imaginary or real handles on either side of the toilet. The result is bent verticle steel handles due to the upward pull/force applied to them.

You were just in the bathroom for 10 minutes, that must have been a handle bender!

by drummer0 August 5, 2014

Handlebarred

1. The act of having sex on a bicycle
2. When a girl buts her ass in your face while you finger her.
3. When a girl grabs on to your dick and doesn't let go.

Sanders got handlebarred by Tyson last night!!!

I handlebarred the hell out of her. I'm pretty sure she got tire grease all over her ass.

She said she was wanking me, but it seemed like she was just handlebarring me .

by Mainstream Fuckboi December 21, 2015

handblam

"Hand-Blam" is a term for masturbating, and can apply to both male or female masturbating activity provided hands are used.

I was driving from Newark, NJ to Houston,, TX and whilst driving the thought of beautiful Gloria in her two-piece bikini standing before me entered my mind, and before I knew it I was hand-blammin' while at the wheel of van, and shaking what handblam I could off the left hand out the van window. Afterwards I felt violated, and considered this to be some sort of perverted moving violation.

by The Reverend Soul Train September 11, 2016