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Handlebarred

When a gentleman is forcefully removed from a bar or nightclub because he has a grotesque and tacky mustache.

This phrase works on many levels: "Handlebar" refers to the gentleman's handlebar mustache. The word "bar" in the phrase indicated that he is hoping to obtain entry into a bar or nightclub. Finally, the word "barred" also refers to his expulsion or being barred from said establishment.
Gentleman 1: How come they kicked us out of that club? Was it my jacket?
Gentleman 2: No, it was your ridiculous 80's 'stache. Man, you got HANDLEBARRED.
Handlebarred by EvanMoody May 2, 2009
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Handlebarred

1. The act of having sex on a bicycle
2. When a girl buts her ass in your face while you finger her.
3. When a girl grabs on to your dick and doesn't let go.
Sanders got handlebarred by Tyson last night!!!

I handlebarred the hell out of her. I'm pretty sure she got tire grease all over her ass.

She said she was wanking me, but it seemed like she was just handlebarring me .
Handlebarred by Mainstream Fuckboi December 21, 2015
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handle barred

When a girl grabs your cock and does nothing but hold on.
Instead of getting ass at the party last night, Robbie got handle barred. What's worse is she fell asleep.
handle barred by Kyle God August 13, 2007

Handlebarring 

The act of riding a bike and holding an object in one hand while still handling the handlebars in both hands.
" I'm handlebarring by riding a bike with a flashlight in my hand while holding both bars"