handblam

"Hand-Blam" is a term for masturbating, and can apply to both male or female masturbating activity provided hands are used.

I was driving from Newark, NJ to Houston,, TX and whilst driving the thought of beautiful Gloria in her two-piece bikini standing before me entered my mind, and before I knew it I was hand-blammin' while at the wheel of van, and shaking what handblam I could off the left hand out the van window. Afterwards I felt violated, and considered this to be some sort of perverted moving violation.

by The Reverend Soul Train September 11, 2016

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handbalming

Offloading product or stock from a truck or a pallet in a warehouse by hand, usually in a quick, orderly manner. The word is often mistaken for "handbombing", which is how it is pronounced.

The forklift is broken, so we've been handbalming all the stock ourselves.

by ExpertTrucker March 9, 2009

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Handblaster

A version of the handjob, the Handblaster is often received during one-night-stands and is pleasurable for neither participant.

Defined by a violent jerking motion and uneven stroke.

"Oh man... you take that sloptart home last night?"
"Yeah, she gave me a brutal Handblaster too. It sucked."

by the akademik July 7, 2005

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handblasting

Another term used for describing a hand job. It tends to be more violent in terms and and is general referenced when trying to degrade someone. It can also be a general reference to giving someone a hand job without being violent or degrading.

1. Sarah was hand blasting Matt last night and made him bleed everywhere.

2.Julie was handblasting me last night and it felt so good.

by N-man November 26, 2007

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Handblast

Verb
To give a female sexual pleasure in her genital region with your hand very rapidly.

Example 1
Kevin: "Dude, did anything happen between you and that brunette?"
Brian: "Bro, I took off her pants and fucking handblasted her. She was loving it."

by The Codester et Homie-D December 17, 2008

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